When Kelly and I were looking for a stupid holiday tie for me to wear to a party tonight, we came across the motherlode: Kohl’s had a huge supply of marginally silly ties that had the added bonus of actually playing christmas carols in dinky little beeps. I can’t believe they’re still making these, seems like they’d be up to little mp3 players in them by now.
Anyway, after getting all of them playing simultaneously and making a bit of a scene, I realized one of the ties was marching to the beat of its own drummer, struggling with the song it was programmed to sing. So, in the spirit of the holidays, I provide to those of you I won’t see before christmas, the following bit of yuletide cheer:
I was hoping for for something that looked over-the-top xmasy, but I couldn’t leave this little guy in the store. Hopefully he’ll hold up through the party tonight.
I want this tie! Holy cow. That’s incredible.
that tie is hilariously perfect for you.
what wouldn’t look great with a corduroy blazer? happy holidays!
I can’t believe you found an ambient tie.
that’s my new favorite song