I’m thinking about getting a tattoo across my forehead to see if it reduces the number of words I’d have to say each day. To save space, I’m thinking txt-style:

GMORNING

NO BAG PLS K THX

BLACK MEANS NO MILK NO SUGAR

HEADPHONES ON CANT HEAR
PREFERS EMAIL

DEBIT

Unfortunately, I think I’d have to commit to only one tattoo for clarity’s sake.