I’m thinking about getting a tattoo across my forehead to see if it reduces the number of words I’d have to say each day. To save space, I’m thinking txt-style:
GMORNING
NO BAG PLS K THX
BLACK MEANS NO MILK NO SUGAR
HEADPHONES ON CANT HEAR
PREFERS EMAIL
DEBIT
Unfortunately, I think I’d have to commit to only one tattoo for clarity’s sake.
I think there was a project on MAKE not too long ago for implanting LEDs and a microcontroller under your forehead skin, so you can change the message as the need arises.
LEDs would be much better, and you’d have the ability to sarcastically blink text. Or one of those floating mottos from Second Life.
PLS STAY 2 RIGHT
debit–really? don’t you incur fines at many retail locations for using your card as such?
mine would be “don’t litter you cretin” or “Buffy rules” or “save the drama for your mama”
Nope, no fines.