Possible forehead tattoos

I’m thinking about getting a tattoo across my forehead to see if it reduces the number of words I’d have to say each day. To save space, I’m thinking txt-style:

GMORNING

NO BAG PLS K THX

BLACK MEANS NO MILK NO SUGAR

HEADPHONES ON CANT HEAR
PREFERS EMAIL

DEBIT

Unfortunately, I think I’d have to commit to only one tattoo for clarity’s sake.

6 thoughts on “Possible forehead tattoos

  1. I think there was a project on MAKE not too long ago for implanting LEDs and a microcontroller under your forehead skin, so you can change the message as the need arises.

  2. LEDs would be much better, and you’d have the ability to sarcastically blink text. Or one of those floating mottos from Second Life.

  3. debit–really? don’t you incur fines at many retail locations for using your card as such?

  4. mine would be “don’t litter you cretin” or “Buffy rules” or “save the drama for your mama”

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